Some people send flowers. Some people send fan mail. One very dedicated stranger made a burner account just to inform me that I write "shitty porn for mentally ill women." And honestly? That's too good not to put on a t-shirt.
So, congratulations to our anonymous marketing intern—we've officially turned your insult into The Mentally Ill Collection. If you'd like to grab a shirt, bookmark, tote, or other delightfully unhinged merch, every purchase helps support my business while I'm navigating breast cancer treatment.
Turns out the only thing stronger than internet trolls is a community that knows how to laugh at them.
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Shitty Porn Society Acrylic Keychain
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Book Goblin. Mentally Ill. Thriving. Acrylic Keychain
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Shitty Porn for Mentally Ill Women Reading Club Acrylic Keychain
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Mentally Ill Reading Club Acrylic Keychain
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Shitty Porn for Mentally Ill Women Bookmark
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Professional Smut Consumer Bookmark
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Shitty Porn for Mentally Ill Women Literary Society Bookmark
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Literary Society for Mentally Ill Women Bookmark
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Shitty Porn for Mentally Ill Women Quote 2 Bookmark
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Shitty Porn for Mentally Ill Women Quote 1 Bookmark
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Shitty Porn Society Bookmark
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Book Goblin. Mentally Ill. Thriving. Bookmark
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Literary Society for Mentally Ill Women Notebook
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Shitty Porn Society Notebook
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Mentally Ill Reading Club Notebook
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